Bonk Business Inc. is expanding Cosmic Therapy research facilities at Sirius Research, which is part of the Mithras Wave Transformation facilities on Gotland. A senior physicist is required to lead a team of young, dedicated technologists, developing the Dr Yes Cosmic Therapy Unit for the Nordic medical treatment market. The post also includes liaison work with a group preparing production of the Yesman portable Cosmic Therapy device for the consumer market.
The applicant will possess degrees in Astrophysics, Wave Transformation and Particle Anomaly Theory. Experience in Localised Black Hole technology will be expected, and prior involvement in advanced Cosmic Ray research will be an advantage.
The applicant will have managed project teams in related disciplines for a number of years. Clear analytic conceptualising, motivational skills and an open mind will be the key attributes sought from the applicant.
The post is located in Visby. Relocation expenses will be fully reimbursed.
The new automated plant at Trollh”ttan for the production of the Raba Hiff Quasar range of defunctioned machines urgently requires an assistant design engineer for assembly line management. The post involves line rationalisation, systems analysis and the production of engineering designs to accomplish high flow-rate speeds in the plant. The principle requirement will be demonstrable qualifications and experience in advanced photon radiation technologies.
The post also requires considerable experience in cybernetic disciplines and practice, FMS and JIT manufacturing techniques, as well as the ability to work within a team devoted to the principle of Operational Research.
The Repacking Division of Bonk Business Inc. relabels retail products with ettiquette technology that enhances consumer enjoyment, thus raising the product into a higher price bracket. A Retail Investigator and Purchaser is required to identify products that have reached their sales plateau, and are thus suitable for Repacking, and to enable large scale purchases without the knowledge of the original manufacturer.
The applicant for this new post will have spent many years in the retail trade worldwide, especially in luxury goods trading. Additional experience in clandenstine activities will be considered an advantage.
A thorough knowledge of solvent and glue chemistry, packaging technologies and semiotic marketing methods will be expected.
The investigator will report directly to senior management.
Bonk's Love Mist is a personal pheromone ioniser which reduces surrounding aggression and activates interspecies communication. The product, which has been on sale for over twenty years, will now be reformulated to conform to European Union regulations.
A senior chemist is required for this reformulation. The applicant will have a deep understanding of psychosomatic medicine as well as proven experience in the formulation of pheromone recipes. A thorough knowledge of the regulations for the use of lithium trisulphide and radon trioxide in consumer products will be an advantage, as will previous experience in recipe engineering for non-CFC aerosols.
Testing of the new formula cannot involve animals and must be ozone-friendly.